Want to know what happens when you mix 1 part Haley with equal parts coffee, sleep deprivation, sugar, Benadryl, and odd metaphors*? Well, you're about to find out. Don't say I didn't warn ya though...
I had just given a metaphor to my lovely friend Posh. It mentioned safe vs. dangerous car speeds and forgetting something+ and going back for it. We both begin to wonder at what he had forgotten. This is what I came up with...
SporkGirl: Maybe he lost one of the parts to his vehicular device? Those are obviously important are they not?
Or an appendage?
Posh: yes, that could be it
one of the two lol
SporkGirl: I hear those can just randomly fall off at very inappropriate times.
Posh: yes, & i hate when that happens
hmph. lol
SporkGirl:OH I know what you mean, last week i had...my uh...arm! MY arm fell off! Boy did that suck.
AND you wouldn't imagine the doctors bills for getting it reattached. It was absolutely dreadful!#
Spork On
*metaphor, metaphive...whatever it takes.
+ I am not at liberty to give the full metaphor at this time. Apologies.
# The entire conversation was conducted over Messenger, hence the format.
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