The Usual Suspects

Originally Posted On: Saturday, December 01, 2007

I decided that I need to bring everyone up to speed on how SporkGirl came to be. My obsession with Sporks began in eight grade. One day I picked up a spork and thought, Hey, this would make an awsome super hero. Fast forward a year later to my first year of highschool and I am aproached by my arch-nemesis. According to him we are complete polar opposits. And that is where the Chocolate Turtle comes in (I'll explain more about him later). And that's how it started. Now I will show you who everyone is...
SporkGirl: Myself, because I'm cool like that. Nothing says "fear me" like a pointy plastic utensil.
Chocolate Turtle: My arch-nemesis. I know him only as Turtle Boy.
G3: Green GLasses Girl: Tutle boy's side kick...and my friend. Her powers have something to do with plants.
Chocolate Boy: Turtle Boy sucked my poor little brother down with him. *tear* I feel so betrayed.
CW: I recieved a note a while back from a certain CW. I spent about two days or so going over the note and piecing together who it could be. I know who it was from as soon as I read the note, I just had to review the facts to be sure. Basically the note told me to stay away from Turtle Boy because, and I quote 'he is mine'. Pft! Until CW comes and tells me what the initals stand for him self I will be calling him Chocolate Worm. I love how that sounds. I am also pretty sure that Chocolate Worm and Turtle Boy are working together to bring me down. Right, like that will ever happen.
2Tone: 2Tone was an ally of mine for a few months. We just kind of fell apart after a while.
Lucy Storm (reporter): Lucy works with the newspaper Comimar. She has yet to come out with an article though. I will be one of the first to read it when she does.
Well, I think that is everybody. If you every want to know anything else just drop me a line.
Spork On, Haley